Invasion-Force
We are very proud to be The Number One Network for alternative broadcasting for the last five years in a row, as voted for by a select panel of one hundred people we held captive in an isolation chamber until they cast the deciding votes.
It's about ******* time! They've been in the pit for two weeks now. I felt sure they would have voted us #1 way before they resorted to cannibalism.
Oh well, the things we have to do in the name of entertainment
- Russ Wilde CEO of invasion-force
Popular Reality Show Winner 'Tunga' to star in own Drama...
It has been confirmed this afternoon that Tunga, winner of last years 'Popular Reality Show' who won after 26 weeks in the PRC house and completing the final 'Fight To The Death' task, winning his life and sweet victory over fellow housemate Ryan, as part of a multi million pound out of court settlement with invasion-force network, has been given the go ahead to write, produce, star in and direct his own Drama Entitled 'What I went through to be here'.
The ex-PRC star is said to be 'Ecstatic' about the news by hospital carers.
Who Wants to Eat a Millionaire winner found cheating.
Last nights winner of who wants to eat a millionaire, Sir John Leopold of fredrickstowe, was found to be cheating in the game show by an independent adjudicator. It came to light, after the broadcast of the game show, that Sir John had in fact not swallowed the last eyeball in his gut-wrenching finale, instead he threw it into the arena with the water he had apparently used to wash it down with.
Game show Adjudicators ruled that, since Sir John had already collected his winnings and 'isn't short of a bob or two anyway', to repay his debt to the show, he shall be entered into an upcoming episode as the millionaire.
It is suspected that cosmetic surgery will be used to disguise him from other contestants to maintain the nature of the game.